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During our playday at the Four Seasons Hotel in L.A. last week, we got to hang and chat with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and the rest of the New Moon crew. One of our favorites had to be Taylor Lautner.

First of all, let’s all face this one together: It’s a crime how good-looking Lautner is. Seriously—he’s only 17. While we want Rob as our husband, we want Taylor as our dirty pool boy, or something. Although we won’t give anything away, we have a big feeling you’ll agree after you all see New Moon.

During the press conference, we asked both Rob and Taylor separately what the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever read about themselves has been.

Thankfully, it’s nothing we’ve reported here at the AT:

“Recently, some magazine had on the cover that I was pregnant,” Rob said with his cute, charming smile.

“I was just like, ‘Wow!‘ And, it was without a hint of irony or anything. I didn’t really know what to make of that one. I don’t even know if that qualifies as libelous because they can just say, ‘Well, it’s obviously fiction,’ but it’s written in a nonfiction magazine. I saw a couple comments under the article saying, ‘That’s why he always wears jackets. He always wears layers to hide it.’”

Ah, so maybe the lovable Rob does google himself a li’l bit. We understand Pattz’s unique and sexy look make him a star, but his down-to-earth and mucho funny and sarcastic demeanor is why we love him.

As for Taylor, he told us he attempts not to read all the gossip that surrounds him.

“Honestly, I try and stay away from what’s been written about me, because if you let that stuff get to you and it’s not true, it can drive you crazy,” Taylor chirped quite sweetly.

“One thing I heard recently which is not true, I didn’t say it, is that I believe I was quoted saying, ‘I will never take my shirt off for a movie again.’ I didn’t say that! If I have to, if the character requires it, I will. Who knows, in 10 years, I might do that. And like I said earlier, if the character requires me to lose 40 pounds, I’ll do it. It’s just all what the character requires. So that was interesting to see.” 

One thing not necessarily so fabricated? Well, Robsten, obviously, but also Taylor Squared.

“The very funny thing is that all of you have seen every single move I have made,” Taylor told a crowd of reporters when asked about Taylor Swift. “So I guess I can leave that up to you to decide.”

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